I've had my fair share of pets over the years.
My parents enjoy telling anyone who will listen that my first pets were a pair of geese: Honky & Sambo, and a pair of goldfish: Fatty Fin & Mr. Fish. Not to mention the many cats & dogs that have passed through my house.
I do remember when I was ten giving my father specific instructions on how to care for my pet guinea pigs - down to how much feed they should be given daily. I was heading to school camp. He was probably thinking how ridiculous I was being.
The following is a list of the top ten animals (in no particular order) that I would like to have as pets...
My parents enjoy telling anyone who will listen that my first pets were a pair of geese: Honky & Sambo, and a pair of goldfish: Fatty Fin & Mr. Fish. Not to mention the many cats & dogs that have passed through my house.
I do remember when I was ten giving my father specific instructions on how to care for my pet guinea pigs - down to how much feed they should be given daily. I was heading to school camp. He was probably thinking how ridiculous I was being.
The following is a list of the top ten animals (in no particular order) that I would like to have as pets...
10. Rabbit.
I have wanted a bunny rabbit since I was little. Mostly because they are fluffy. Perhaps part of it is also due to the illegality of having one as a pet where I live (they are considered a pest).
9. Crocodile/Alligator.
For no other reason then to scare the hell out of anyone who tries to break into my property.
8. Tiger
The above reason applies.
7. Honey Badger
Because the Honey Badger takes what it wants.
6. Thestral
Who doesn't like Harry Potter? Also, the are invisible unless you have seen death. Stealthy!
5. Unicorn
I hear drinking it's blood makes you immortal. Preferably a rare vermilion, Ukrainian unicorn.
4. Velociraptor
I'm a devout follower of Raptor Jesus.
3. Wookie
To confuse people as they sounds like a phone vibrating on table.
2. Charizard or any other Dragon-type creature
Not only are they convenient modes of transportation, but I think you'll find they will lower your heating bill.
1. A legion of bluebirds or chipmunks
I hear they like to give sponge baths & are great seamstresses.
There you go.
Complete list of animal I'm sure there would be more if I hadn't put the limit on the amount I could choose.
Honourable mentions include:
- Winged Monkeys
- Alexander Skarsgård
- A Whale.
I have wanted a bunny rabbit since I was little. Mostly because they are fluffy. Perhaps part of it is also due to the illegality of having one as a pet where I live (they are considered a pest).
9. Crocodile/Alligator.
For no other reason then to scare the hell out of anyone who tries to break into my property.
8. Tiger
The above reason applies.
7. Honey Badger
Because the Honey Badger takes what it wants.
6. Thestral
Who doesn't like Harry Potter? Also, the are invisible unless you have seen death. Stealthy!
5. Unicorn
I hear drinking it's blood makes you immortal. Preferably a rare vermilion, Ukrainian unicorn.
4. Velociraptor
I'm a devout follower of Raptor Jesus.
3. Wookie
To confuse people as they sounds like a phone vibrating on table.2. Charizard or any other Dragon-type creature
Not only are they convenient modes of transportation, but I think you'll find they will lower your heating bill.
1. A legion of bluebirds or chipmunks
I hear they like to give sponge baths & are great seamstresses.
There you go.
Complete list of animal I'm sure there would be more if I hadn't put the limit on the amount I could choose.
Honourable mentions include:
- Winged Monkeys
- Alexander Skarsgård
- A Whale.
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